Life in the Funny Farm

Tech Boy asked me for a piece of string.

To which I replied, "What kind? Alpaca, merino, silk, cotton, bamboo, novelty, or a blend.  And how thick? Bulky, worsted, dk, sport, fingering, lace or cobweb."

He groaned and mumbled something.

Then rather impatiently "Mom please, I just need a scrap of string nothing fancy about 12 inches long.  And before you ask color does not matter either."

For the record, I gave him a bit of Comfy cotton worsted weight in Charcoal gray.

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Tech Boy asks, 'What's for dinner?"

Moi, "Fish."

Stonewall to Tech Boy,  "So what did you do to piss her off?"

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I head to the bathroom to style my out of control brown locks and annouce that I'm going to "fix my head".

Without missing a beat Stonewall quips "Good luck with that, I've been trying for years!"

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Comments

[Meg]

That's funny.

[trek]

Sounds like Stonewall likes fish about as much as Number Guy does.

[Donna]

It's so much fun being you.