You enthusiasticly fill up your Knit Picks shopping cart and your two bucks short to claim the coveted free shipping prize. Arrrggg!
Then you desprately look for something that puts you over the fifty dollar mark. The problem is there is nothing else you need or what you truly covet will put your budget sailing over the edge and besides you really don't want to spend any more than what you planned for.
But you go poking about anyway determined to spend the two bucks so you can save on the ridiculous shipping fees.
I found myself in the same place the other day and wound up getting the new Steeking Scissors. My old pair has gone missing so in the cart they went. I may as well get the best and they really are.
These little scissors are wicked sharp. Please be exceedingly careful and mindful of little children and men folk who like to examine every new thing that comes into the house or a blood sacrifice will be sure to follow! Ask me about that someday.
And whatever you do, do not take them near Dementors aka Airport Security.
They will confiscate them before you can explain that you are only a harmless traveling Knitter and only become dangerous when they take your needles away.
They won't believe you!